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Cast: Gabe, Tycho

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Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other. Tycho is indicating Gabe to turn around.}
Gabe: Did you see those Warhammer Online shots? More like World of Warhammer. Online. Craft.
Tycho: You never played tabletop games, so I'm going to cut you some slack. Trust me. Just turn around, and walk away.
Gabe: But they're totally ripping Blizzard off!

Panel 2

{Background changes to black. Tycho's eyes turn red. Tycho grabs Gabe's cheeks.}
Tycho: Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

Panel 3

{Gabe starts crying as Tycho looks even more insane.}
Tycho: When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

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Preceded by:
April 7, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 12, 2006

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