Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Cowboy, Disciple, Jesus, Disciple, Disciple

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Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other. Box at the top.}
Box: Microsoft declared that they were unveiling the Xbox 2 on such-and-such a date, so Sony announced they were doing theirs three hours earlier.
Gabe: This panel is so boring.
Tycho: But it sets up the rest of the comic!

Panel 2

{Scene change. A cowboy is playing the Playstation 3. Box at the top.}
Box: When Microsoft revealed that they were debuting the Xbox 2 on MTV almost a week before, Sony representatives produced archival photographs of cowboys playing the Playstation 3 "on the range," besting Microsoft by over a century.

Panel 3

{Scene change. Jesus and his disciples are playing the Xbox 360.}
Box: Scholars then unearthed clay tablets which provided incontrovertible proof that Jesus and his disciples played Halo 3 during the last supper.
Disciple: Christ? Judas is teamkilling again.
Jesus: Judas, don't be a dick.

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Preceded by:
April 11, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 15, 2005

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