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Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are outside.}
Tycho: You can use the Wii remote as a wand in the new Harry Potter, and I want to kind of juice it up. I know you've got a unicorn. I need, like, one hair.

Panel 2

{Tycho is angry and shakes his fist. Gabe crosses his arms and looks away.}
Gabe: No.
Tycho: I need one fucking unicorn hair! Don't be a dick about this.
Gabe: First it'll be a unicorn hair, and then you'll be coming after my phoenix feathers...

Panel 3

{Tycho is shocked. Gabe realizes he's said too much.}
Tycho: You have a phoenix?
Gabe: Um, no...

Panel 4

{A phoenix lands on Gabes outstreched arm.}
Gabe: Oh, look! Here comes my... parakeet.

Panel 5

{With a WOOSH the phoenix turns to ash.}

Panel 6

{From the ash on Gabe's arm, the phoenix becomes reborn. CRAAAAAAAW}
Gabe: Okay, I lied.

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Preceded by:
April 11, 2007
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 16, 2007

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