Gabriel's Primary Concern

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other. Gabe has his hands raised to neck level.}
Tycho: You registering to vote this year?
Gabe: I would, but I don't see the point. Nobody ever brings up the issues that are important to me.

Panel 2

{Zoom into Gabe as he immitates a gun with his hand.}
Gabe: I'd like to see one of the candidates come out in favor of the death penalty for people who drop out of Xbox Live games when they're about to lose.
Gabe: If you drop out of a game, government thugs should haul you out into the street, strip you bare, and shoot you in the mouth.

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Gabe has calmed down.}
Tycho: So would you say you were a Republican?
Gabe: I'm for whichever party does the mouth-shooting.

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Preceded by:
April 12, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 16, 2004

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