I Really Can't Stand Him Anymore

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Related Articles: Scott Kurtz

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other. Tycho is slamming his fist into his hand.}
Gabe: Did you hear that shitbag Scott Kurtz was nominated for an Eisner?
Tycho: {angrily} God dammit!

Panel 2

{Tycho points his finger at Gabe.}
Tycho: {angrily} You fucking hold me back! Maybe if you were a better artist, we could get one of those Eisner things!
Gabe: You don't even know what they are!
Tycho: I know I want one!

Panel 3

{Tycho stops pointing as the two grow increasingly angry.}
Tycho: {irritated} You are the anchor around my neck. You are drowning me.
Gabe: {angrily} Maybe if you could write one Goddamn sentence without saying the word "fuck" we'd get some mainstream attention up in this piece!
Tycho: I quit!
Gabe: Go fuck yourself!

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Preceded by:
April 13, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 18, 2005

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