Patient Zero
Cast: Man #1, Man #2, Gabe, Scott Kurtz
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- Panel 1
{Man #1 offers his hand to Gabe, who is obviously sick. Gabe shies away from the man.}
Gabe: I'm super sick, man. You don't want to shake my hand.
- Panel 2
{Man #2 offers his hand to Gabe. Gabe recoils and puts his hands up as if to defend from the man's hands.}
Gabe: No, seriously. You don't want this. I think it's the hand herpes.
- Panel 3
{Gabe is using both hands to vigorously shake Scott Kurtz's hand. He is also breathing droplets of pestilence all over Scott.}
Gabe: Steve Kuntz! I love your work.
Scott Kurtz: My name is Scott Kurtz.
Gabe: Is it? That's great.
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Preceded by: March 30, 2007 |
Penny Arcade strips | Followed by: April 4, 2007 |