Aren't You Just Hi-Goddamn-Larious

Cast: Tycho

Transcript Edit

Gabe's Penny Arcade.

Panel 1

{Tycho is being pinched to death by several crabs.}
Tycho: my nipples nooooooooooooo

Panel 2

{Scene change. Tycho is lying in a hospital bed with purple spots and a green tongue.}
Tycho: i had sex with a bird and now i caught the asian bird flu.

Panel 3

{Scene change. Tycho has been constricted by a snake and his head is being bitten.}
Tycho: i know a long word that means squeezed to death by a snake

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Preceded by:
April 18, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 22, 2005

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