Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Man, Guy

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are sitting on a couch wearing their Team Inferno table tennis uniforms.}
Gabe: We can't keep losing like this at Ping Pong, man. We need to win.
Tycho: I think we really need to consider cheating.

Panel 2

{A blurry shot of a man passing out as he pulls a dart out of his neck.}
Man: What is this... Some kind of... Dart?
Man: Unnnnnnngh...

Panel 3

{The man has collapsed on a ping pong table. Tycho has his paddle raised and is pointing at the man.}
Guy: Oh my God... He's dead!
Tycho: Pussy.

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Preceded by:
April 20, 2007
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 25, 2007

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