An Artifact Of Great Power

Cast: Man, Boss, Employee

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Man and employee are sat at the table. The boss is stood, pointing upwards.}
Boss: You guys are not going to believe this. I am a genius.

Panel 2

{Zoom into the boss's face.}
Boss: I have invented a new Everquest II peripheral - The Visa Crucible. Seriously, listen up. Okay, kids run mom's credit card through the machine and the amount of money they pay directly equals the damage they deal. Each swipe of the card a slash of the sword! It's so pure I think I'm going to cry.

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Boss has lowered his hands slightly. Employee is slamming his fist into his hand.}
Employee: We've got to make them want it.
Boss: I've got that. We build it into a Gargoyle and tell them it's rare.
Employee: It's not really going to be rare, is it?
Boss: Christ no. We're gonna make a million of 'em. They'll be in 7-Eleven by the Slurpee machine.

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Preceded by:
April 22, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 27, 2005

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