Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is digging through his paper files. Gabe is behind him watching.}
Gabe: There's going to be a book based on Command & Conquer 3?
Tycho: I was originally tapped to write it, but they rejected my draft.
Tycho: I guess it wasn't "dynamic" enough. Which is bullshit, because it was dynamic as hell.

Panel 2

{Tycho finds the draft and reads from it. Gabe is wide-eyed.}
Tycho: This part is awesome, listen to this. This part is great: "Then the harvester returned to base with some tiberium. It deposited its load before returning to the tiberium field to get more. After harvesting some tiberium, it turned back toward...
Gabe: I think I get it.

Panel 3

{Gabe is cringing slightly away from Tycho.}
Tycho: Oh man. And this shit heats up. I don't want to spoil it, but eventually they run out of tiberium.
Gabe: It's very... authentic.
Tycho: I wanted to remain true to the source material.

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April 25, 2007
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