If I Have Told Him Once

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is stood behind Tycho, who is facing away from the audience. Gabe is smiling.}
Gabe: Dude. I just got back from the Serenity preview showing!
Tycho: Shut the hole in your face. I will skullfuck you if you say anything.

Panel 2

{Tycho turns his head around to stare at Gabe.}
Gabe: Okay, I mean, can I at least tell you River's dark secret?
Tycho: No! In fact, that is precisely what you may not say!
Gabe: I get it, I get it. No spoilers.

Panel 3

{Tycho turns around fully and puts his hand on the wall, while clenching his other fist. His eyes turn red with anger.}
Gabe: River is made out of chocolate. I know! It's totally weird.
Tycho: {angrily} I've got a spoiler for you. I'm about to kick your fucking ass.

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Preceded by:
April 27, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
May 2, 2005

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