Revolting Even To Contemplate

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Kara, Ben, Robert

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{The camera is looking over Gabes shoulder at Robert, Tycho, Kara, and Ben.}
Gabe: We're forming a Rock Band... er, band?
Tycho: We're forming a band, yes. We. Unless they make a USB Cigarette Lighter for you to hold aloft during our moving ballads, I don't see a place for you.

Panel 2

{Camera shifts to just Gabe, who's looking sly.}
Gabe: You'll need a roadie.
Tycho: A roadie? For a videogame.
Gabe: You'll need somebody to put the disc in, plug in the controllers... Make sure the TV is on the right input... I can do that. I'm also available for... Let's call them "Groupie Related Services."

Panel 3

{Same as panel 1 but Kara is looking away.}
Tycho: Ulgh... That won't be necessary.
Gabe: I was talking about Kara.
Kara: That won't be necessary.

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Preceded by:
April 2, 2007
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 6, 2007

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