The Sign Does Not Lie

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are dressed as archer and knight, respectively. They are stood at a sign.}
Gabe: This sign says "Pit of Despair. You will not return." Why do you think it says that?
Tycho: You worry too much.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe and Tycho are walking through a very darkened area.}
Tycho: See? It's not so bad. No monsters, or anything.
Gabe: Right, it's just dark! They should call it the Pit of... Really Dark.

Panel 3

{Gabe shifts his eyes to look at Tycho, who is looking down.}
Gabe: Listen to me. There's no monsters in here because it is a fucking maze.
Tycho: Hoo! Look at the time. Yeah, I gotta... Do something.

Panel 4

{Tycho disappears with a pop. "Sair Aerwyn has left the game." written at the top.}
Gabe: {angrily} It's cool, buddy. Yeah. I'll just, you know, die alone miles below the Earth's crust.

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Preceded by:
April 3, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 8, 2002

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