Cast: Div, Gabe

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Panel 1

{Div is stood next to Gabe, who has his hand on his Playstation 2.}
Div: What you screwing in there, Sparky?
Gabe: I'm putting this hard drive in the PS2.
Div: I've done a little hard driving myself, if you catch my meaning.

Panel 2

{Div starts to caress the Playstation 2 with his finger.}
Gabe: Are you saying that you had sex with my Playstation 2? That's gross.
Div: Sex? No, no - not sex. What I do in there is magical.
Gabe: {freaked} What are you doing? Don't touch it like that.

Panel 3

{Gabe leaves and is off panel. Div is plugging in the Playstation 2.}
Gabe: Oh, this... This is vile. I have to get out of here!
Div: Suit yourself, kiddo. You mighta learned something.

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Preceded by:
April 2, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 7, 2004

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