X Plus Whores Equals

Cast: Gabe, Kara, Soldier, Enemy

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is stood behind Kara, who is on the computer.}
Kara: If I kill them with a rocket, I'm a rocket whore. If I kill them with a shotgun, I'm a shotgun bitch. It's like I can't win.
Gabe: I propse we destroy all life with a mechanical horror.

Panel 2

{Gabe raises his hand and clenches his fist. Kara shifts her eyes to look at Gabe.}
Kara: Maybe there should be a mod that just takes out all the weapons.
Gabe: It could be an alligator, whose steel jaws could grip an entire city bus. It will be known as Robo-Croc.
Kara: Yeah, that's good too. We could also do the mod thing.

Panel 3

{Scene change. A soldier and his enemy are stood facing each other.}
Soldier: Sooo....
Enemy: Hmm.

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Preceded by:
April 5, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 10, 2002

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