A Raucous Platform Duo

Cast: Man, Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{A man is in front of a computer wearing a head set.}
Man: Yes, Mr. Gabriel. I understand that we said you would have DSL last week, but that was a lie. Lying to people about their installation dates is one of my life's greatest treasures. You'll probably be up and running around the 8th.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe is holding his phone in front of himself.}
Gabe: {shouting} Oh yeah? The 8th what, you fucker? The 8th Millennium?

Panel 3

{Scene change. Gabe and Tycho are both robotic octopuses with their heads in jars. Aliens attacking cities in the background.}
Gabe: Finally got my DSL today. I'm thinking about maybe checking some websites.
Tycho: Yes. The Internet will provide comfort after a thousand years of brutal alien rule.

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Preceded by:
July 30, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 4, 2003

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