Just When I Get Out

Cast: Pork, Tycho, Gabe, Brad, Charles, Kara

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is stood in the doorway as Gabe looks at him. Pork and Brad are sat on the couch in the foreground.}
Tycho: Why is everyone I know here?
Gabe: We need to talk.
Tycho: Is this an intervention? Finally.

Panel 2

{Zoom in on Tycho as he cries. Gabe and Charles are blurred in the background.}
Tycho: I drink because I'm too scared to kill myself by traditional means. I wondered how long you could just watch while I drank myself into a coward's grave.
Tycho: I'm sure all I need is the support of good friends. I can do it. We can do it.

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Gabe and Kara are stood either side of Tycho.}
Gabe: We're not here about that. The guild needs a level 60 priest, and you need to cowboy up.
Kara: Yeah, come back.
Tycho: You don't care if I'm drinking at nine in the morning?
Gabe: Man, I don't care if you do shots of Liquid Plumbr. Just, fucking, you know... Log on.

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Preceded by:
July 29, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 3, 2005

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