Damn You, Harry Potter

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Kara

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other. Tycho is dressed as a clown and is holding a horn. Gabe has his hand raised slightly.}
Tycho: We still up for clown school tonight?
Gabe: Damn, man... I forgot. I've got big plans with Kara.
Tycho: What the hell? You said we were going to be clowns!

Panel 2

{Gabe lowers his hand. Tycho lowers his horn.}
Gabe: I know, I know... But I've got this magical evening in store, if you know what I mean. Enchanted.
Tycho: Yeah, well, you'll be sorry when I'm a famous clown, and you're just having sex all the time!

Panel 3

{Scene change. Gabe and Kara are sat either side of the table holding cards. Decks of cards are in the middle of the table. Kara is pointing at Gabe.}
Kara: You stole that Troll out of my deck!
Gabe: No, I didn't!
Kara: Sweetie, your best creature is that "useless rat."
Gabe: Scabbers is not useless! He's very... very filthy!

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Preceded by:
August 8, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 13, 2001

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