Our Dirty Secret

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Man

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are facing away from the audience, looking at the Man on Dance Dance Revolution dancing.}
Tycho: So, are you going to play, or not? Put your quarter up there.
Gabe: I don't think that's how it works anymore.
Tycho: What do you mean? Quarter goes up, you've got next!

Panel 2

{Zoom in on the arcade machine. A button, a penny and a card are shown next to the machine. Gabe and Tycho off panel.}
Gabe: {off panel} That's how it used to work, but... Look at all that stuff! There's like a Safeway Club Card, a penny, and... I think it's a button! That's somebody's button, man... Who's button is it? I'm paralyzed. What should I do? What if I put up the wrong thing?

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Tycho and Gabe are facing each other.}
Tycho: Let's grab that guy's club card, and get some pork chops.
Gabe: You never told me you were into pork chops.
Tycho: I like a good chop.

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Preceded by:
August 9, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 14, 2002

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