The Once And Future Dumbass
Cast: Woman, Man
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- Panel 1
{The woman and man are walking through the fields. The man is pointing. Woman is holding a mallet.}
Woman: You know what I think? I think you don't have any fucking idea where we are.
Man: No, this is... See, this whole thing is one big loop. All we're doing here is we're making a big circle. The gnolls we're looking for are right over there.
- Panel 2
{Zoom into the man and woman. Woman grasps her mallet.}
Woman: Everyone else is dead. In fact, I think they're killing Infari again.
Man: It's a circle. We're just looping around. Do you see sort of that hill? With the rock? The Gnolls are right there. We just need to get up there.
- Panel 3
{Woman and man are silhouettes stood at the top of the cliff. Deeplords are crawling around in the foreground.}
Woman: Oh, awesome. Miorgl, God of Merlocs. And his elite Deeplords.
Man: Okay. We push through these guys, and we're in Gnoll Country. What did I tell you man? Circle.
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| Preceded by: August 10, 2005 |
Penny Arcade strips | Followed by: August 15, 2005 |