Armadeaddon: Bitter Cup

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Fruit Fucker 2000

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Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood next to each other. Gabe is reading the Fruit Fucker manual. Blood is squirting onto the panel from the right-hand side.}
Tycho: {disgusted} What is going on? Why is he...? I thought that...
Gabe: Check this out, page forty-seven: "In case of undead plague, your Fruit Fucker brand juicing apparatus will engage Code Omega."

Panel 2

{Tycho holds his mouth, stopping himself from throwing up.}
Gabe: "When triggered, your device will become a furious tornado of anodized metal and putrid guts. Customers are advised to avert their eyes from the scene, which has been described as 'profoundly disturbing.'"

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Tycho lowers his hand. Gabe and Tycho look at the Fruit Fucker, who is holding a cup filled with zombie parts.}
Tycho: Actually, I'm not really thirsty. Gabe, are you-
Gabe: {interrupts} No.

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Preceded by:
August 16, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 21, 2006

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