The Ecology Of The Suburban Thug

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, K-Real

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other. Gabe is reaching off panel.}
Tycho: I can't perceive the sort of person who would be snared by the ultrathug pastiche of Saints Row.
Gabe: Well, it's not for us. It's for guys like this.

Panel 2

{Gabe puts his arm around Kevin and raises his other arm slightly. Tycho off panel.}
Gabe: What's your name, young man?
Kevin: Yo. K-Real. You can call me Keazy.
Gabe: His name's Kevin. He is the food court gangsta. Sitting sideways in his parents' Prius, sipping on Jamba and juice.
Gabe: A young man whose greatest fear is that he will, one day, be caught riding dirty.

Panel 3

{Gabe and Kevin fist-bump}
Gabe: Where to next, Kreazle?
Kevin: Shit bitches, you know how I swang. I gets my cinna-on at the Cinna-bon.
Gabe: Word.

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Preceded by:
July 31, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 4, 2006

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