Purge 2: The Purgening

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{A view of Gabe's music list. Tycho's finger is on the screen. Tycho and Gabe off panel.}
Tycho: {voice over} This song? Shit. You need to think about it like a diet. This stuff builds up inside you. You need a sonic enema. I'm deleting all these songs.
Gabe: {voice over} Some of those are great!

Panel 2

{Zoom out slightly. Tycho is facing away from the audience, and looking at the monitor.}
Tycho: Dirty Dancing soundtrack? Jesus. I've never understood this infatuation with Patrick Swayze.
Gabe: {off panel} He can act, and sing, and dance... I respect that, sure. I mean, he's the total package.
Tycho: And you would like to sleep with him.

Panel 3

{Zoom out further. Gabe is stood behind Tycho's chair with his hands clasped as he looks up.}
Gabe: That's unfair. I appreciate the man's work. The wild, animal Swayze of Roadhouse. The sensitive, vulnerable Swayze of Ghost. Or that Dirty Dancing bad-apple my father forbids me to see.
Tycho: {confused} That went to kind of a weird place.

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Preceded by:
August 19, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 24, 2005

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