The Rigors Of Pet Ownership

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is stood swiveling the pointer on the Nintendo DS.}
Tycho: {angrily} Professor Snugglesworth! Fine, stay over there. Do whatever the fuck you want.

Panel 2

{Zoom in on Tycho's face as he swivels the pointer. Tycho's eyes are glowing red.}
Tycho: {pissed off} COME HERE! I'm going to draw a tiny noose around your neck. Maybe I'll just throw your cartridge away. That would be like death for you.

Panel 3

{Gabe arrives and attempts to take the Nintendo DS away. Tycho lifts the pointer as his eyes turn a deeper red.}
Gabe: {worried} Let's close the top now, huh? Give those Nintendogs a rest.
Tycho: {angrily} God, I wish I could use this stylus to poke your little doggy eyes out.

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Preceded by:
August 22, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 26, 2005

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