This Is An Allegory

Cast: General, Palpatine

Related Articles: Revenue

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{The general and Palpatine are stood facing each other. The general is a hologram. Box at top.}
Box: In deep space, aboard the SOE Star Destroyer Revenue...
General: Sir... We have reports of player protests on Naboo. They are angry that we banned all their friends. I recommend we resolve this in a way that shows we respect our customers.
Palpatine: Teleport them into space.

Panel 2

{Zoom out of the Revenue. General and Palpatine are off panel.}
General: {off panel} Okay... Also, our spies tell us that World of Warcraft is roughly one trillion times cooler than anything we could ever, ever make. Ever.
Palpatine: {off panel} I hope many Bothans died to bring us this information.

Panel 3

{Back in the Revenue. The General is looking at Palpatine's hologram.}
General: Actually, there's a guy in billing who's in the beta.
Palpatine: Well, just start killing Bothans. I'll tell you when to stop.

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Preceded by:
August 23, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 27, 2004

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