The Consultant

Cast: Guy, Man, Dude, Satan

Related Articles: Blizzard Entertainment, /spit

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Guy and dude are sat at the table. Man is stood next to Satan.}
Man We brought on the big guns for World of Warcraft, folks. Satan, who is the devil. Let's hear it for him! He's a viscous font of evil.

Panel 2

{Zoom in on Satan's face as he looks at the audience. Background turns to fire. Dude is off panel.}
Satan: I've seen what you guys have done with the WoWs, and I like it. People abandoning their families? You guys are on the right tracks. Can we do better? Yeah. You in the front.
Dude: Our research indicates that people sometimes leave their computers. What can we do to extend our dominance over their entire lives?

Panel 3

{Zoom out.}
Satan: What you need is something for them to obsess over when they aren't "logged in. I suggest a CCG.
Man: That's... That's evil!
Satan: And lo, let the rarest and most expensive of these cards confer privileges in the ONLINE GAME!
Guy: Hail SATAN!
Dude: Hail SATAN!

Fun Facts Edit

  • Guy is wearing the /spit shirt.

External Links Edit

Preceded by:
August 24, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 29, 2005

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