Put Down The Screwdriver

Cast: Div, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Div is sat at the table with whisky in one hand. Gabe is stood behind him holding a screwdriver.}
Gabe: I got some plexiglass, a blacklight, and I was just thinking we could give you a little mod. You know, mod you up.
Div: I see you're back from jazzercise.

Panel 2

{Div turns to face Gabe. Gabe puts away the screwdriver.}
Div: Listen. You're not gonna tart me up like some gay disco. I have a reputation to keep up with the other appliances.
Gabe: Alright, look. I'll meet you half way.

Panel 3

{Gabe reaches out as Div faces the front again.}
Gabe: Nothing on the inside. On top, a full color applique of a wizard riding a unicorn on a rainbow in space.
Div: See, this is why no-one likes you. It's because of shit like this.

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Preceded by:
August 25, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 29, 2003

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