Gabriel The Orator

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is stood behind the couch. Tycho is sat on the couch leaning back watching television.}
Gabe: I want to watch that new show, Animals That Kill People.
Tycho: You can't. I'm watching Celebrity Immolations.
Gabe: Let me tell you what I've just realized.

Panel 2

{Zoom in on Gabe's upper body and face.}
Gabe: In order for me to have everything I want, you're going to have to give up some things.
Tycho: That is not a compelling argument.

Panel 3

{Gabe leans over the chair.}
Gabe: What if I was a baby, who had contracted Aids in the womb? I'd be a real tragic figure. Boy, you'd look like a selfish prick, sitting there watching your TV.
Tycho: There's something fucking wrong with you.

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Preceded by:
August 25, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 30, 2004

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