Advanced Gaming Studies (AGS)

Cast: Tycho, Bobby, Student, Gabe, Johnny

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is dressed as a scientist and has a car battery linked to Bobby's tongue with wires. Bobby is on the computer.}
Tycho: Bobby here was pretty good at Quake when we first found him, but now he'd rather sit drench in his own pee than stop playing. That's because he gets a heapin' helpin' of raw voltage when he tries to move - isn't that right, Bobby!
Bobby: Ah ahn ny onny!
Tycho: Dodge that rocket, boy. Dodge it or I light you up like Times Square.

Panel 2

{Scene change. A student is on a diving board above a pool of pirahnas. Gabe is stood next to it, ready to knock him in.}
Gabe: Wolverine's Tornado Claw maneuver??
Student: Forward, down, down-forward plus punch!
Gabe: But... Is it usable in the air?
Student: Uh... Yes!

Panel 3

{Scene change. Tycho and Gabe are stood around Johnny. Gabe has a clipboard.}
Tycho: Here's the first graduate of our program, and we're really proud to have him with us ZERG RUSH, JOHNNY! Johnny: No! God, Oh god no! Tycho: I was just joshin' ya.

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Preceded by:
August 25, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 30, 2000

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