Savor The Savior

Cast: Gabe, Jesus

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Jesus are sat in a fast food resteraunt. Gabe is holding a hamburger. Jesus has his hand raised slightly, with the other leaning over the chair.}
Gabe: So, you can see the future, right?
Jesus: I don't see the future, exactly. It's more that I exist parallel to your time.
Gabe: Well, whatever. Can you tell me about the Revolution? Is it cool?

Panel 2

{Gabe goes into shock as Jesus dips his chip in ketchup.}
Jesus: I wouldn't say it's "cool," exactly. It's true that the cyber-ape revolution of 2014 does usher in a new ice age, and humanity will certainly feel the chill as they are driven underground. Heat miners will eke out a living, tapping the Earth's molten core for precious warmth.

Panel 3

{Gabe snaps out of it. Jesus lifts his chip up.}
Gabe: What the fuck are "Heat Miners"? I was talking about the Nintendo Revolution.
Jesus: Shit. Seriously? Well, just forget I said anything.

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Preceded by:
August 26, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 30, 2005

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