A Hoard Of Pewter Treasures Await!

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is stood behind Tycho, who is sat on the couch reading Goblin's Vault.}
Tycho: Oh. Fuck. Yes. I'm totally ordering this.
Gabe: What are we talking about, here.

Panel 2

{Zoom into the magazine, with Tycho's finger pointing at a wizard figurine. Gabe and Tycho are off panel.}
Gabe: {off panel} Grand Jeweled Pewter Wizard Merlin Figure Druid: Gaze ye upon the picture labeled B7 and beest thou invigorated! The father of all wizard hewn here from solid pewters, adorned with magnificent aremthicite crystals. Each fas... Facet? Faceted gem? Each faceted gem reveals unto him swirling mysteries!
Gabe: {off panel} Thirty four dollars?!

Panel 3

{Zoom out to Gabe and Tycho again.}
Tycho: It's... It's all the aremthicite. Besides, it's cheaper if I get a wand, too. It's one of their Dragon Deals.
Gabe: Listen. Our lives are cheaper if you buy a wand. They are cheapened.

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Preceded by:
August 1, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 5, 2005

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