Son Of Too Damn Late

Cast: Tycho, Expert, Gabe

Related Articles: Large Animal Tranquilizer, Too Damn Late

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is sat behind the counter. An expert is sat next to Gabe. The expert has a bucket of fish.}
Tycho: Don't touch that dial, folks... We've got someone Gabe probably won't pee on!
Gabe: That's right - an Expert on the Dolphin!

Panel 2

{Expert holds a fish, which causes Gabe to lick his lips.}
Tycho: There's a lot of rumors about the controller - what are you using now?
Gabe: Fish, I guess - I use fish. They seem to really like it.

Panel 3

{Gabe puts his mouth over the Expert's hand to eat the fish. Tycho pulls out a tranquilizer.}
Expert: I feel something yucky.
Tycho: Large animal tranquilizer, you're my only friend.

Panel 4

{Gabe goes off panel.}
Expert: Oh, THANK GOD!
Tycho: Get your own.

Panel 5

{Expert goes off pabel. Tycho puts the tranquilizer into his own arm.}
Tycho: WOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOO! I'm Gleaming the Cube!

Panel 6

{Gabe returns with a bucket on his head. Tycho slams his head onto his desk.}
Tycho: See, now that's much better.
Gabe: Do you like my hat? Be honest.

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Preceded by:
August 2, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 7, 2000

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