Perhaps the Biggest Dorks Ever

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Related Articles: U.S.S. Starship Hot, Heatonia

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Panel 1

{Tycho is facing Gabe, who is facing away from the audience. Tycho is pointing upwards.}
Gabe: I guess Knights Of The Old Republic sold about 270,000 copies.
Tycho: Wow. That's like one copy for each bug in the game.

Panel 2

{Tycho has raised his hand and is now pointing directly up as he closes his eyes. Gabe has a huge smile.}
Gabe: Burn!
Tycho: {triumphantly} I burned them. From now on, you will refer to me as "Captain Burns." Of the U.S.S. Starship... Hot.

Panel 3

{Scene change. Tycho and Gabe are dressed in Star Trek uniforms. Tycho is in the captain's chair, and Gabe is the pilot.}
Gabe: Shall I lay in a course for Heatonia, Captain?
Tycho: Make it so, Ensign Fuckstick. Ensign Pole Vaulter. Ensign Fucking Stupid Asshole.

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Preceded by:
August 1, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 6, 2003

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