I Know You Are

Cast: Gabe, Safety Monkey

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Monkey are stood facing each other.}
Monkey: Your mom smells like poo.
Gabe: Shut up!

Panel 2

{Gabe raises his hand slightly.}
Monkey: I don't shut up, I grow up. However, when I look at you, I throw up.
Gabe: I'm rubber, you're glue. And, as I am sure you are aware, anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

Panel 3

{Gabe lowers his hand and looks down. Monkey points at Gabe.}
Monkey: Oh yeah? Well... It's opposite day.
Gabe: God Dammit. He's right!

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Preceded by:
August 2, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 7, 2002

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