I'm Sorry

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Alien, Soldier

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are sat on the couch. Tycho has a book.}
Gabe: Have you heard about this Vivendi shit? They're selling off Blizzard! And who's going to buy it? Microsoft!

Panel 2

{Scene change. Alien is about to attack a stationary guard, who has a gun. Box at top.}
Box: God only knows what they would do to Starcraft. How about an FPS? Why not? Xbox exclusive! Play as one of three Goddamn races. Probably be able to build bunkers and other defensive structures. Team captains would invest resources into weapon upgrades and pilotable vehicles, drawn to scale against individual soldiers.

Panel 3

{Back to Gabe and Tycho. No movement or sound.}

Panel 4

{Zoom into Gabe as he raises a hand. Tycho is off panel.}
Gabe: Damn... That would be cool as hell!

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Preceded by:
August 7, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
August 12, 2002

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