He Actually Does Hurt All The Time

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is stood. Gabe is stood behind Tycho, looking ill and tired.}
Tycho: I'm afraid that Namco's R: Racing Evolution diverges too much from its arcade racing roots.
Gabe: I'm afraid too. My heart hurts all the time now.

Panel 2

Tycho: If I wanted to play a racing sim, I'd play Gran Turismo. You know?
Gabe: I feel a constant dull ache, like a memory. Does that sound bad? Should I see a doctor?

Panel 3

{Tycho turns around and points at Gabe's chest. Gabe starts worrying.}
Gabe: {worried} What if they give me a new baboon heart? I'm scared of baboons.
Tycho: You know, they bring the baboon right in there. You have to wrestle him for the heart. That's how it's done.

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Preceded by:
November 28, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 3, 2003

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