Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Bidder 1, Bidder 2

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is mesmerized by a statue of a wolf rider.}
Gabe: You know that the hours from four to seven p.m. are special statue time. It's time I use to admire my statue.
Tycho: Your stolen statue.

Panel 2

{Gabe is now looking up at Tycho.}
Gabe: I won it fair and square! For... the most part!
Tycho: Oh, I was there. I saw it all.

Panel 3

{Flashback to the night before. Gabe is running the auction for the statue and completely ignoring the bidders.}
Gabe: Really? Nobody wants it?
Bidder 1: I want it!
Bidder 2: Me!
Gabe: Sold! To me! by me. For eleven dollars.

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Preceded by:
December 8, 2008
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 12, 2008

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