En Francais

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are sat at the table. Gabe is slumped over the table. Tycho is reading a magazine.}
Gabe: You're always saying "mais, non." What does that even mean?
Tycho: It's something like but, no.
Gabe: So, "mais" is French for butt.

Panel 2

{Gabe shifts his eyes to look at Tycho.}
Tycho: Yes, but not like butt butt. It doesn't mean ass.
Gabe: So I couldn't call you a mais-hole.
Tycho: You could, but it wouldn't mean anything. Hole isn't a French word.

Panel 3

{Gabe looks down again.}
Gabe: What is the French word for "hole"?
Tycho: I'm not going to tell you.
Gabe: Is it "La Hole"?
Tycho: Mais, non.

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Preceded by:
December 12, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 16, 2005

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