An Unbelievably Merch Christmas

Cast: Santa Claus, Sarah Claus, The Merch

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Santa is reading over his list.}
Santa: Hm.
Santa: Hmmm.
Santa: Oh no.

Panel 2

{Sarah appears. Santa raises his arms.}
Santa: Boys and girls aren't buying enough Merch merch this year.
Sarah: What does it mean?
Santa: You know what it means, Sarah.

Panel 3

{Scene change. The Merch is lying in the snow, blood dripping from his teeth.}
Santa: {voice over} "Christmas is fucked."

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Preceded by:
December 16, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 21, 2005

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