Straight Tripping

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, General, Soldier

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are on their couch. Tycho looks apathetic as he plays Unreal Tournament 3 on the playstation 3.}
Tycho: Why does this Unreal Tournament general guy talk like MC hammer? Is it set in the future, or 1990?
Gabe: Yo, it's probably 2390. Shit be cyclical, dog.

Panel 2

{Switches to an close up view of the general and one of his soldiers. Both are only visible from the waist up in the frame wearing heavy armor.}
General: Here's the straight dope: wack aliens be stepping to our crew. We 'bout ta get 2 hype, on the bomb tip.
Soldier: You're fly.
General: Word up. Let's bounce.

Panel 3

{Same view as panel 2 but zoomed out revealing the general and soldiers are all wearing MC hammer pants, and have started doing the hammer dance.}
General: Aw jeah. It's the BREAKDOWN!

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December 17, 2007
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 21, 2007

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