Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is rolling a snowball in the snow. Gabe is dressed in winter clothes.}
Gabe: So let me get this straight. I buy Kara The Sims Online, pay ten dollars a month, so she can hook up with other guys on there.

Panel 2

{Gabe is putting the snowball on top of the Snowman. Tycho is seen in the window. Buttons and a carrot in the snow.}
Gabe: Except they're probably all girls, who are just pretending to be guys.

Panel 3

{Gabe finishes the snowman, with the carrot being the penis instead of the nose. Tycho raises his hand slightly. Gabe looks down at the snowman's wang.}
Gabe: Which is actually a pretty good deal for ten bucks.
Tycho: Shit, I'd pay twenty.

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Preceded by:
December 18, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 23, 2002

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