An Unbelievably Merch Christmas, Part Three

Cast: Officer, Colonel

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Officer and Colonel are stood next to each other. Officer is holding his hat.}
Officer: Thanks for coming, Colonel.
Colonel: What's the situation here?
Officer: We've got people missing their torsos, all over town.

Panel 2

Colonel: Torsos, you say.
Officer: Yes, sir. It's as though they've been... collected.
Colonel: I've seen this before.

Panel 3

{Colonel turns his head around and points at the officer.}
Officer: When can we expect troops?
Colonel: Never. You want my advice?
Colonel: You take your pretty little torso, and you get the hell out of here.

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December 21, 2005
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