Rue, Rue, Rue Your Boat

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Transcript of the letter.}
Dear Fuckers,

I rue the day I purchased your Cleanmates monitor wipes. I also rue the day I used the wipes themselves. Even throwing the whole thing in the garbage was a hassle, though I don't know that I rued it per se.

Panel 2

{Continuation of transcript.}
"Quick-Dry, Non-Streaking Formula" my ass. Now I have to buy new wipes to clean off the shit your stupid ones left on my screen.

I Hate You Guys,

Michael Krahulik

p.s. I just rued again.

Panel 3

{Tycho is stood behind Gabe, who is on the computer.}
Tycho: Are you sure you used the wipes correctly?
Gabe: I took them out of the thingy, and then I moved them back and forth on my monitor.
Tycho: Fair enough.

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Preceded by:
December 27, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 1, 2001

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