Dark Truths

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Reporter

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Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are sat on a couch opposite the reporter. Reporter is on his own chair, holding notepad and pencil. Headline at bottom.}
Reporter: A glance at your website reveals you two as terrible human beings. What sins is this "charity" of yours meant to absolve?
Headline: Evil Men.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Tycho is flipping off a box of kittens.}
Tycho: {voice over} Me? I flipped off a box of kittens.

Panel 3

{Back to Tycho, Gabe and Reporter.}
Gabe: I did punch a baby once... in anger. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.
Tycho: Yeah, I don't know what that baby's problem was.

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Preceded by:
December 1, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 5, 2003

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