An Unbelievably Merch Christmas, Part Six

Cast: The Merch, Santa Claus

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{The Merch is standing behind Santa, who is holding his arm in pain.}
The Merch: Santa?
Santa: Yes, Merch?

Panel 2

The Merch: I fucked your dad.
Santa: I know, Merch. I know.

Panel 3

{Santa and The Merch's silhouettes walk off, hand in hand.}
The Merch: I fucked him all night long.
Message: The End.

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December 28, 2005
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January 2, 2006

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