'Tis The Season (For Deceit)

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Div

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Div is standing on a table, holding out a santa hat like a bag, looking rather happy. Gabe and Tycho, standing in front of Div, look at him, perplexed by this state.}
Tycho: A Secret Santa drawing? That's very festive of you.
Div: Oh, I'm festive as shit.

Panel 2

{Tycho reaches into the santa hat, closing his eyes tightly. Div's face immediately switches to that of limited anger.}
Div: Now, remember: It's a Secret Santa, so when you Lords-a-Leaping are painting each other's toenails and sipping sherry, try not to mention who got who. Alright?
Div: I'm going to eat some Mistletoe and just freak out for a while.
Div: Hold my calls.

Panel 3

{Div moves off-panel. Gabe and Tycho look at their name slips, generally disappointed.}
Gabe: Did you get Div too?
Tycho: Yeah.
Gabe: Do you think our names were even in there?
Tycho: No.

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Preceded by:
December 1, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 6, 2006

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