As Regards Spoilification

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood opposite each other. Tycho has his hand raised.}
Tycho: You just wrapped up Kong?
Gabe: Yeah, the ending was kind of a low point. Everybody knows Kong dies, but...
Tycho: Kong dies? Thanks a lot, jackass. I was going to see that.

Panel 2

{Tycho lowers his hand as Gabe raises his.}
Gabe: Kong? You didn't want me to spoil Kong, a seventy year old movie? There's a statute of limitations on this shit, man. Everyone knows he climbs to the top of the Empire State Building. What did you think happened next?
Tycho: I thought that, you know... Maybe he climbed back down...

Panel 3

{Gabe immitates a gun with his hand.}
Gabe: No! We shoot him with machine guns until he falls. That's the whole point of the Goddamn movie! Man is the real monster.
Tycho: It's still bullshit that you wreckked it for me.
Gabe: Have you see The Passion yet? Here's a spoiler for you: Jesus dies.

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December 2, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 7, 2005

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