Ostentatious Ornamentation

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is stood in front of the Christmas Tree, holding a box of borbols. He is looking at one borbol.}
Gabe: {confused} Wait a second. Where are the other two?

Panel 2

{Scene change. Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other. Gabe has two huge balls inside his pants. Tycho is looking away. Headline at top.}
Headline: Christmas 2003.
Tycho: {annoyed} Don't do that. Take those out.
Gabe: Take what out? These are my real balls.

Panel 3

{Tycho looks at Gabe. Gabe looks down.}
Tycho: {sarcastically} Wow. It must be a Christmas miracle.
Gabe: God bless each of my swollen testicles!

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Preceded by:
December 3, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 8, 2004

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