Santa's Little Helpers

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Dog

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other. Tycho is wearing Santa clothing.}
Tycho: Yeah, I'm one of those "Animal Santas" they have down at The Pet Shop.
Gabe: You hate animals.
Tycho: Yes. But I love money.

Panel 2

{Scene change. A dog is biting Tycho's pants as Tycho sits on a chair.}
Tycho: {agony} Kill it! You've got to kill it!

Panel 3

{Scene change. Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other. Tycho is scratched up and bleeding.}
Gabe: So, how was-
Tycho: {interrupts} A dog ate my testicles.

Fun Facts Edit

  • The title, "Santa's Little Helpers", is a reference to the Simpson's family dog, Santa's Little Helper.
  • This comic is regarded as Mike Krahulik's favourite.

External Links Edit

Preceded by:
December 5, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 10, 2003

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