Cast: Gabe, Jesus

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Jesus are walking through the mall.}
Gabe: God, I hate Christmas. No offense.
Jesus: It's coo. So, who are we shopping for?
Gabe: Tycho. I guess.

Panel 2

{Jesus walks on ahead as Gabe stops.}
Jesus: I know what he wants.
Gabe: Really?
Jesus: I know his very heart. The one thing his dark soul thirsts for. But acquiring it would damn us both.
Gabe: Even you?
Jesus: Even me.

Panel 3

{Gabe and Jesus look at a Hickory Farms set.}
Gabe: Well... Does he like Hickory Farms?
Jesus: He does like Hickory Farms.

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Preceded by:
December 7, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
December 12, 2005

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